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Simon

Duolingo pro. Skates in parking lots; poorly. Graphic Tee connoisseur. Lewd Telestration illustrator. Backseat driver. Shy for only the first hour of conversation and then transforms into a bloodthirsty horndog. Fart sound maker.
Sweet cock bro, what'd you name it?
Simon.
Nice.
by ur_momma_lol_xd September 20, 2022
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Simon-ism

1. Something that is unintentionally kitschy, tacky, or of poor quality, but these flaws go unnoticed by the admirers of said thing.

2. Something that was popular at some point in the past, but that now seems lame in retrospect.
Argh, not another Another Simon-ism
by schmuly August 6, 2015
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kayne simon

Kayne Simon is a person that’s plays video games and is kind and beautiful will always help One another and will give them there last piece of gum no questions ask. This person is an indoor but will do anything with you at any time. This person is charming to all lady’s almost every girl falls for him this person is stunning.
Charming Kayne Simon YEET gaming
by Harry mind June 2, 2019
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simons opinion

Did you hear what trump said about china?
OMG that's such a simons opinion, Who even takes him seriously?
by YoloMcSwagLord June 13, 2016
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Simone

Simone
Hi my name is Simone
by S#1 November 23, 2021
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Simon

A boy, who believes he is the smartest in the world. He is a frequent user of mansplaining. He looks like a paedophile and a jew. He is not, but that is how he looks.
Any girl ever: "Simon, once mansplained mansplaining to me"
by Krallemilla May 21, 2024
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Simon

Simon is a weird creep
by lainetpoly July 13, 2023
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