Shitty Face

Shitty Face is when a female or a male use a lot of make up to make a disguise mask on their face so they look like a completely different person. Even white people can look black. And so on. People to do this to escape criminal charges when they commit a crime while looking like a different person. Or go out in a date so their boyfriend won’t think she’s cheating. Or the most common reason they hiding a hideous face and can’t find no one to love them or have sex with them and make a fake face that look very beautiful. Older woman also do this to look younger.

You and your Shitty Face!!!

by The True Jesus Christ December 7, 2021

Make it shitty

This is the art form of taking something nice, and in a core ass way making it look cool by making it look "low budget" or "less desirable". The goal is to make a functional piece or machine look like madmax got ahold of it. Typically your paintbrush is a 3" angle grinder, and when you're finished - no one is gonna wanna steal the contraption you've built.

Essex was the inventor of this belief system dating back to Moby Dick on the USS Prescott.

ayyyooo let's take my brand new bike and "make it shitty"

by Make it shitty February 12, 2025

shitty donuts

a term when you like to fuck yourself and no one else

i really wanna shitty donuts

by Fuckingfuckfucker October 12, 2016

Shitty titties

A terrible let down of emotion similar to gazing at an attractive woman's tits for the first time only to find that they are shitty.

Turns out Braundo isn't real. Ahh shitty titties.

by Shmosis January 4, 2017

Shitty

How the Japanese pronounce ‘city’.

I came from New York Shitty.

by CornyO June 21, 2024

Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

by LordJenal December 17, 2023

Shitty Backrub

When you deficate on a woman's back (without permission) while she's sleeping and to calm her down, you give her a back rub, smearing the shit all over her back

My wife fell asleep on my birthday so I gave her a shitty backrub

by TheMadKnitters December 8, 2015