baby shelves

Wide hips on a woman that make you want to procreate with her

Check out the swaying baby shelves on Mona… I’d hose down her ovaries without hesitation.

by Malician January 10, 2025

Kurt Shaver

When your boss sends you out of town so he can bang your wife.

I came home early from working out of town and caught my boss banging my wife. I got Kurt Shaver.

by Nachofriends January 17, 2025

ashlyn shevern

Sprouting from Irish origin, the name, Ashlyn simply means, “dream” or “vision”. Commonly known to have feminine nature, Ashlyn may also refer to a man. They are delicate souls with intricate backgrounds. Loving, brilliant and ever so handsome. To have one is quite a blessing and to find one is like stumbling over priceless treasure.

“They’re so lovely and dreamy, I wonder who they might be”

“Thats Ashlyn shevern, they’re wonderful, certainly one of one”

by swaggy hopeless romantic June 30, 2025

Mtyuans Sheveci

Mtyuans Sheveci: "Fuck the liar" is a harsh way of telling a person that they're lying and often should not be used against a stranger, and should be used with a close friend. But if you're actually lying and say this, it will apply to you instead.

Giorgi: Biwo gushin shekhvarebuli movikhvane
Gocha: Mtyuans Sheveci

by Davai Gocha July 24, 2025

gentleman's shave

like a hitler except you use you feces to give her/him a moustache and a soul patch, like a frenchman

mikey went to sleep first and i didnt wipe all the way so i gave him a gentleman's shave. he never slept over my house again.

by the black t-dog November 14, 2009

Blind Man's Shave

When one shaves down below but ends up leaving many patches of hair, one has to wonder if it was shaved by a blind man.

Yo, you missed so many spots, it looks like a Blind Man's Shave"

by Mexican Handshake August 1, 2010

have a shave you flabby bitch

What somebody says when a flabby bitch needs some fat shaved...

Somebody: Have a shave you flabby bitch
*Flabby Bitch gets fat shaved*

by Flabby Bitch February 17, 2014