Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

Phantom Shart

When you think you've sharted so you pull down your pants and wipe your ass only to realize it's clean. That's a phantom shart.

Thought I shit myself, but it was a phantom shart.

by RoundenBrown June 12, 2022

badussy shart

When you shart while having sex with three people

“Oh No! I badussy shart”

by Bidussty October 27, 2021

Shart

That feeling when you fart and then you realize its a bunch of shit in your pant.

"My friend loves to shart herself."

by absolutley a weirdo March 22, 2024

pinky shart

a person who flips you off with their pinky

Jagger is a Pinky Shart.

by big mommy anslee December 22, 2020

Shart queef

A queef so loud and/or violent it causes the queerer to shart.

“My girlfriend shart queefed and stained the bedsheets last night”

by Veganteacherwig November 18, 2022

Shart

A shart is a word for poo (the naughty word version) and fart it means that you farted and poopooed at the same time

Nessa barret sharted on her Live

by Thecoolschoolgirl November 2, 2020