shame goggles

You know how, when you do something embarrassing, there always seems to be a hot guy/girl around to witness it? That's shame goggles in action. Under normal circumstances, the person would be average, decent-looking but not extraordinarily hot. But because you have just embarrassed yourself, your brain makes them hotter to amplify your shame. The more embarrassing the blunder, the hotter the person will become.

Girl 1: I can't believe that hot guy just saw me step in dog poo!

Girl 2: He's not that hot. Take off your shame goggles. And wipe your shoe.

by Melly D. August 21, 2011

Shamebail

When you do something so embarrassing at a party that you discreetly leave before anyone notices.

"Dude we totally wrecked that girl last night"

"I know."

"Where is she, anyways?"

"I don't know. I think she shamebailed before any of us woke up."

by jibberjabberjihad December 19, 2012

shakespear dick

very old dick looks like it came from 1609

you got a shakespear dick!

by cockmunchermcgee January 12, 2015

Shame patch

A patch on the body (usually on thighs or between butt cheeks) that is used to store hidden items. These items are often tapped to the shame patch.

Person 1: Quick hide this, people are coming!
Person 2: Where should i hide it?
Person 1: Put it in your shame patch, quick!

by HocksRocks May 26, 2014

Shakespeare'in

Sex so good it causes seizures.

Me and my girl were going going at it last night and next thing I know I'm in the hospital. Apparently her pussy was so good it caused me to have a seizure. She called it "shakespeare'in"

by Swooshmandm April 28, 2015

shame shudder

A physiological reaction to feeling disgust, regret or shame at one's past behavior. This reaction is often unconscious; it is characterized by tightening of upper body muscles, covering one's eyes, a 'shudder' and perhaps a groan. It may be induced by one's friend reminding him/her of the behavior or by one remembering the action on their own.

"Sometimes hearing about what you did while drunk can be fun. Its like a story that you've never heard before and you're the same character."
"Sure..fun minus the shame shudders. I do stupid shit."

by kdaddy44 October 12, 2016

Shame cage

The act of farting in an elevator especially when going high in a very tall building.

I farted in the elevator and everyone had to ride all the way up standing in my shame cage.

by godfatherrules July 26, 2016