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Scotch Candyland

1. A Scam, False Promise, or Major Disappointment.

2. A form of trickery where the perpetrator keeps their promise on a technicality but the end result obviously doesn't match reasonable expectations.

Based on 2024 incident in Glasgow Scotland where families had purchased tickets to enter an "immersive Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory exhibit" and were then handed a few jellybeans and told to walk through a sparsely and cheaply decorated warehouse.
"Now she's not answering her phone. I'm afraid she has taken you to Scotch Candyland."
"He told me his name was Steven and you his name was Bob... And now you find out that he has children in another country? What kind of Scotch Candyland is this!? "
by FLSqueezed February 27, 2024
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Scotchhobble

Punishment, one person (with genitals) is sat on a stump while another person with a hammer and nails proceeds to nail the person’s scrotum to the stump. Then push said person backwards off the stump
My uncle Jerry told me he would “scotchhobble” me if I got into his liquor cabinet again.
by McNichols March 14, 2024
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Scotch Egg

A woman who begs for anal because she is crazy and/or constipated
Betty must be backed up because she wants me to give her a Scotch Egg
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scotch broth

A scotch man’s cum
she asked the waiter “can I have a side of your scotch broth 😉”
by Aimuuurss May 4, 2024
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Sketchers United

Sketchers United (often abbreviated to SU) is a rather small website that was created in order to be a replacement of the now defunct Sony Sketch after the said app's shutdown. Its community was really active and friendly at first but it changed overtime to be probably even more toxic than Twitter with all the dramas, bullying, trolls and communists roaming around. Also the fact that Carl (creator of SU, also known by alias "mrsketch") doesn't care about his website anymore, and its moderators either banning innocent users for apparently no reason or not banning actually problematic people doesn't help it at all. It is often adviced not to make account on Sketchers United for your own safety and mental health.
Person A: Hey, have you heard about Sketchers United?
Person B: More like Shitters United, that website sucks ass
Person A: Lmao yes
by helloeverybodymynameis May 24, 2024
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Scotched-Earth

To set blaze to the trail behind you. This can be used as an adjective, adverb, or verb, depending on the user’s fluency in acculturated hibbity-jibbity.

A mondegreen of “scorched-earth”, this iteration is believed to have evolved from military sandbox video games where young or mentally handicap-able players adopted the term through oral traditions. The lexicalization of the term occurs when the player believes it lends them a manner of respect as a well-read strategist. This term has not been uniformly adopted unironically by any known subcultures, which indicates that the rare users of “scotched-earth” may be experiencing developmental delays which impair comprehension or social cues.
“I’m not a pacifist, but I’ve personally found longer-term benefits from not going Scotched-Earth.”
“This clip from 2 years ago debunks your entire narrative. You made it seem as though he went scotched earth on the idea.”
by RippaverseFan59 January 29, 2025
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sketchcore

Referring to the Roblox YouTuber sketch and his style of his intro style, including the music and editing
Jim:"Wow, this music is so sketchcore"

Dave:"What the hell is sketchcore, that's not a word, I'm so tired of the stupid 'cores'"
by Mc Stupid February 8, 2025
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