highness scale

The scale of how high you are from 1-100

And increase as you get higher and higher

Person 1: what are you on the highness scale
Person 2: I’m like a 185

Person 2: no wait I broke the scale I’m a 321

by Shirli May 20, 2019

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Simp scale

A scale of 1-10 measuring the magnitude of a simp's simptitude

How do you rank on the Simp scale?

Considering I just bought her a gift hoping she'll get back with me after cheating on me, I'd say a 9+

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020

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Much like the Richter Scale measures the strength of an earthquake, the Hitchcock Scale measures the strength of a sneeze. The scale goes from 1 to 10 where 10 is the highest. A sneeze measuring 1 is basically that of a very polite grandmother, barely a "psst." Whereas a 10 is a sneeze that results in death.

Sandy: "God bless you!"
Jon: "Thanks... that was at least an 8 on the Hitchcock Scale. I sharted and I'm still seeing spots."

by the creeper July 30, 2020

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Claye's Cake

The biggest, juiciest, thickest, most scrumdiddlyumptious cake known to man. Actually, "Claye's Cake" is so large that it possesses it's own gravitational pull.

Guy 1: DAMN, I lost my balance while walking behind that girl.
Guy 2: You've got to be more careful walking around Claye's Cake like that. You might get sucked in.

by Claye's Daddy August 8, 2020

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Fuck sake

How the Scottish and Irish spell and pronounce "fuck's sake", or "for fuck's sake".

We don't say that, we just say "fuck sake". Why that would be is anyone's guess, probably just another of our numerous attempts to butcher the English language, which is a fine practice. The likelihood of an entity called "sake" that we are opposed to grows smaller over the years, as far as I can see.

"Johnny it's 8am, you slept in"
"Fuck sake"

by mistahroga September 13, 2020

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