a lick given immediately after a dog has dined upon feces, or licked b-hole. It is the dirty sanchez variant delivered via dog tongue, that is not necessarily centric to the upper lip.
It was only when I noticed a smear of shit on my wrist that I was able to concede that my face, which had also been licked by my dog, was also covered in shit. My little puppy had executed a very thorough D. Tongue Sanchez.
by 1quarter20use#7 November 22, 2009
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2. Blood applied to the upper lip to resemble a mustache
Named for its resemblance to a "Dirty Sanchez", but involving blood rather than feces. It may (but does not have to) refer to a sexual act.
2. Blood applied to the upper lip to resemble a mustache
Named for its resemblance to a "Dirty Sanchez", but involving blood rather than feces. It may (but does not have to) refer to a sexual act.
by Mischievo December 11, 2009
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Get the Sanchezium mug.Similar to Munsoned, but the Sanch version. When you think you have the world in your hand, only to see an epic collapse. Some see it as bad luck, but people who get Sanched are perennial losers with every opportunity possible. Eventually the Sanch's lack of morals and values catch up to him and leave him wondering what the hell just happened.
Guy #1: Hey what happened to the Sanch last night? I saw him leave the club with a hot girl and he gave me a thumbs up on the way out.
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Guy #1: Damn, he got Sanched in the middle of nowhere.
by Big Ern McCracken November 18, 2013
Get the Sanched mug.An Irish version of the Dirty Sanchez where after doing a chick on the rag, you wipe your member over her upper lip giving her a red mustache. Somewhat ironic considering that sex during menstruation makes pregnancy highly unlikely and the Irish are notorious for their high fecundity.
Paddy: I got me hole last noight.
Connor: Who wit?
Paddy: Dat loosebit Shandie O’Flaherty. An’ wile she was bleedin’ out her feckin’ gee!
Connor: Jaysus Chroist!
Paddy: An’ efterwards, I woiped me langer ‘cross her face an’ gave’er the ol’ Dirty Seanchez!
Connor: Erin go bragh! Let’s get a pint ‘o piss to celebrate!
Connor: Who wit?
Paddy: Dat loosebit Shandie O’Flaherty. An’ wile she was bleedin’ out her feckin’ gee!
Connor: Jaysus Chroist!
Paddy: An’ efterwards, I woiped me langer ‘cross her face an’ gave’er the ol’ Dirty Seanchez!
Connor: Erin go bragh! Let’s get a pint ‘o piss to celebrate!
by Luck O'Oirish March 12, 2009
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