by OhmHasMassiveWoodineh September 10, 2020
A young, vibrant, cross eyed man with a lack of athletic prowess. He is known for his nonverbal comedy, and he is really good a making people laugh.
Look me in the eyes Samuel Barbour Burbach Stovin
by Sam Stovin April 16, 2023
A white man that likes to play chess and gets all the girls. He is so attractive that when girls see him they immediately pass out because of how handsome he is.
by pseudonymmmmma September 04, 2023
by girlygirl7156 December 01, 2021
Samuel norton is the evil motherfucker at the head of shawshank prison in the shawshank redemption (book & movie.)
He forces andy dufresne to launder his money and hides behind the bible even though he lives a life of sin and ends up shooting himself.
He forces andy dufresne to launder his money and hides behind the bible even though he lives a life of sin and ends up shooting himself.
Andy: dude the warden put me in the hole for like a month
Red: that's gay, why?
Andy: i called him obtuse
Red: what a faggot, fuck samuel norton
Red: that's gay, why?
Andy: i called him obtuse
Red: what a faggot, fuck samuel norton
by Ted Kaczynski Fan 96 September 05, 2023
A horrible person that gets no bitches. Makes fun of fat people which is the only thing good about him. Homophobic 🙏🚫🌈 and dates guys.
by Ghostygoula May 15, 2022