smash a smaddie

A high school bucket list item

Before I graduate high school, i want to smash a smaddie.

by Saled Toft September 1, 2017

smashboard

when someone types random letters without spaces to show excitement, shock, nervousness, anger, or other intence emotions. the smashboard can be used in a scentence, as a reply, or to caption a photo. (only used on the internet)

“my mom got me the shoes i’ve wanted for like six months!!
afkrkejebdkwjsk <— (smashboard) i’m so excited!!”

by ippapotamus May 5, 2018

Smash Wednesday

When Valentine’s Day falls on Ash Wednesday and you have to have sex with ashes still on your forehead.

“Hey brah, it’s Smash Wednesday. Don’t forget to get your forehead dabbed before you pipe your girl.”

by Rusty Tyrone February 15, 2018

Smash cones

To be smoking bongloads or pipeloads of cannabis, where the bowl is shaped like a cone.

Bro last night i was gonna smash cones with stoners on FB live, but my phone battery died.

by Danbridge August 14, 2018

smashboy

A boy that is horny and will make up any excuse to smash a girl as hard as they can

He's such a smashboy

by Jjhardy May 30, 2018

Smash the Pearly Gates

Smackun yo bitches teeth up with yer dickhead. Tombstone Tappin

She tried to talk but instead I chose to Smash the Pearly Gates with my indefatigable ram-rod.

by Ribbed Rhubarb January 8, 2019

smash party

when you and your friends that are all taken get together with their partner and you hangout and cuddle.

i can wait for the smash party at lorena's.

by k.s.m.=s.r.m October 11, 2019