Uncle stroking is an ancient technique of pleasuring oneself in which the male places his penis in between 2 rough, cubical ancient stones. The stones must be in cube form and must be handheld, otherwise the process will not work. After placing the penis in between the stones, you push them together to create an extreme force that results in the deforming of the penis and said penis begins to bleed. After this step, you move the stones forward and back in a masturbating form, using your own blood as a lubricant to make the uncle stroking even more pleasurable than it is.
"Sorry, I can't fuck tonight, my dick hurts so much from uncle stroking last night."
"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"
"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"
by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024
Get the Uncle Strokingmug. Lovely weatjtmiubzdlnkjwrlojwroibjwpor jntboi jrtcskkhgb. Oihwet oinjbzcfkjhnasdlknjh *stroke*
by NeedForSpeed2004 September 18, 2020
Get the Strokemug. When your type to someone and you constantly misspell the easiest words. Autocorrect applies to be a phone stroke when you get a word that is nothing to do with the sentence when it corrects
by AtomZGamer February 26, 2022
Get the Phone Strokemug. I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them
by TheDefinerUSA June 22, 2016
Get the stroking the magic dragonmug. To soap n stroke, is to get your partner in the shower. then fling soap in their eyes. While their disorientated start to fondle them aggressively.
Example: friend. "Why are Tyler's eyes so red?" Sam. "tyler was taking a shower, so I hoped in and gave him the old "soap n stroke
by Dickfarted May 10, 2024
Get the Soap n strokemug. by sebby pro March 26, 2022
Get the Tokes For Strokesmug. WHEN URBAN DICTIONARY IS SO STUPID THE STUPITIDY YOUR BRAIN IS CONSUMING CAUSES YOU TO HAVE A STROKE IN YOUR BRAIN
by UHdjjfkbihfce September 7, 2021
Get the brain strokemug.