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Funky steam

The cloudy gas (CO2 from the carbonation process) that you see when you open up a bottle of beer or a carbonated drink.
Why is it when you open a bottle of beer there’s always that funky steam in the top?
by Fadastalk April 27, 2024
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steam train

When you put two fingers inside a womans vagina and move your fingers in a Train like motion and make the sound of a train
Hey will you like to play Steam Train
by Therob12 September 3, 2022
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steam

when a man tries to ejaculate and he shoots a plain blank
Dude, Old man Dick shot a steam on his wife yesterday.
by ryry6 January 19, 2010
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Steamed Bagel

After relaxing in a steam room at a luxurious spa for a minimum of 30 minutes, a male’s scrotum becomes loose and saggy. When the occupant exits the steam room the steamy scrotum is then placed on another person’s nose. The testicles need to be maneuvered in such a way to rest on either side of the nostril forming the infamous “steamed bagel” sandwich. This is a common practice on the Connecticut Shoreline.

Other variations include a frozen bagel which is primarily performed in the Nordic region of the world to relieve migraines during the arctic darkness months.
Bob, is your sack ready? I need a steamed bagel before I play golf.

Bob, my sinus’ always clear up after you give me a steamed bagel.

Bob, your balls are too cool for a steamed bagel; they need to be steaming!
by RustyTrumpets October 5, 2025
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San Bernardino Steam Roller

A San Bernardino Steam Roller is when you hold in a crap for a long period of time than crap in out and smother yourself in it. Afterwards you must roll over a girl until she is also covered in poop. you also must skeet skeet while smoking a meth pipe and doing crack cocaine off of someone's butt. preferably to make it more authentic play Dr Dre and have a cuck chair in the back.
when my drug dealer asked me what the meth was for I told him it was for our San Bernardino Steam roller that night
by quimaphe July 2, 2025
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Where it boils, it's steams

A nice way to tell a person it's all your fault; to look inward, to fix your problems
Her: "Baby daddies ain't shitt; mine told me: 'if you didn't have sex with bums, you wouldn't have the problem of a baby daddy; do you think this is true.

My response: 'where it boils, it's steams.
by EmJayee January 6, 2021
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check steam

A phrase used in the notably Geometry Dash community to misinform them that the 2.2 update released even though it didnt
Troll: Check steam ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2.2 released
Player: sure

2 minutes later

Player: You liar 2.2 hasn’t released
by CheckSteam December 3, 2023
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