Steamed Susan

Defecating on an electric blue dildo, and instantaneously pissing in your mate's eyes, while reading Reader's Digest.

After a stressful day at work, Carl gave Melissa a red hot Steamed Susan.

by Reggie Bushes January 24, 2008

Steaming Susan

The act of putting saran wrap over your face while another person defecates on it.

Steve wanted to bring the relationship to the next level so he asked Mindy to give him a Steaming Susan.

by Undercovermuthafunka November 16, 2018