Sporting Pine

Having an erection in public.

"Oh my god! Look at Joe. He is walking around sporting pine"!

by gdub1956 November 1, 2016

Sports Spouse

Like a friend on your kids sports team but way better. They will take your kid to a game or multiple games/tournament but treat them like their own. They will cheer for your kid but also tell them when they are acting like a fool.

Also been known to share hotel rooms with Sports Spouse if you are lucky enough to travel with them.

I am lucky to have a great "sports spouse" that will help get my child to the games.

by RealTeamMom June 22, 2023

the nikkis sports centre

the feaky building that is gonna be knocked down where that kool soft play is and the crappy candy machines. plus the staff are really mean!

"wayhey this place is so crap"

by hugh January 9, 2004

Sports Weeb

A person who is obsessively devoted to sports in the same way anime fans (weebs) are devoted to Japanese culture. This includes memorizing stats, obsessing over team rosters, passionately debating players, and treating sports events like sacred rituals. Often exhibits behaviors strikingly similar to stereotypical anime fans—just with fantasy leagues and highlight reels instead of waifus and fan subs.

Origin:
A spin-off of the term weeb (short for weeaboo), which originally referred to non-Japanese fans obsessed with Japanese culture. Sports weeb broadens the idea to include similar levels of obsessive fandom applied to sports.

"He knows every stat for every quarterback since 1998. Total sports weeb."

"Fantasy football is just D&D for sports weebs."

by KEKW666 May 13, 2025

Impeccable Sports

Impeccable Sports is an oxymoron and the name of a popular sports gossip blog.

Yo did you see Michele Beadle and that porn star on Impeccable Sports?

by impeccablesports November 4, 2011

sport bumming

Sport bumming, where the amorous bummer is chasing the reluctant bummee, on a successful capture the amorous bummer converts the reluctant bummee to become an amorous bummer! Continuing in the game of Sport Bumming….

‘Oooh come here Dolmio you will be converted’
You’re closing in on me you Amorous bummer…
Shit, welcome Dolmio to Sport bumming… now go out hunting..
‘Oooh come here Calf’……..

by Sutty9 August 24, 2023

apollo sport

Usually a really fast and nice car that is on a poster trying to outrun a tornado.

Apollo sport is a really nice and fast car

by Beastmodefc11 February 26, 2017