easy smash

1.) A girl who likes to have sex on the first date.

2.) A girl who requires no effort to have sex with.

Remsey: Yo did you know Cat had sex with Loyld?
Christian: Yeah I heard. Such an easy smash.

by prblmoffcr? December 8, 2010

smallface

An individual, likely to be inbred, with all of his/her facial features in a very small area (about a 3" x 3" area) and completely lacking a supraorbital ridge. Smallfaces are most often found at NASCAR events. The most famous examples include the pitcher Randy Johnson and the banjo-playing kid from the movie Deliverance.

Jim: Hey,Mary Lou, what do you think about my friend Bob? I think he kinda likes you.
Mary Lou: That sumbitch is a smallface. I mean, check out that face. His eyes, nose, and mouth are all within an inch of each other!

by seanstreck October 28, 2008

big fish small pond

When someone is the most skilled at an activity out of a relatively small or otherwise novice group of individuals in regards to said activity. Often used to denote that the "big fish" is not as skilled as those inside of the "small pond" would make it appear. Commonly used as an insult to the person being described.

Jim: I am the smartest one in my class!
Hank: Yeah, but you go to community college so... big fish small pond.

Sally: Laqueesha is the best prostitute I know!
Susan: That's because she lives in Old Lyme. If she lived in Compton she wouldn't be in the big fish small pond scenario.

by MrJackStankyLegs May 19, 2010

small

what 50 cents dick size is

50 dick hella small

by Dadriene 'aka' Lady Hov 'bka' Lady Omarion December 11, 2003

smacked snack

Any food consumed in direct response to the munchies, which occurs while smacked, or high.

"Man, I've got the munchies! Who wants to go to 7-Eleven for a smacked snack?"

by Skyy321 December 23, 2009

smash her box in

For a man to have rough, emotionally disconnected, vaginal sex with a woman.

Jim said to Charlie, "I'm going to take Sarah back to her apartment and smash her box in."

by Ozzy slanger October 21, 2009

smad

smad: to be both simultaneously sad and mad at the same time.

dude, I'm fucking smad that so many other people entered "smad" on urban dictionary before me.

by chanimalcrackers August 12, 2012