Sleeping

To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

by JamesLOL November 3, 2006

armor for sleep

A great emo band who's name comes from a certain type of thinking and releasing inner demons to ease their slumber.

Armor for sleep is an awesome emo band.
To rid of yourself of nightmares, face your fears it is the best armor for sleep.

by ArmorForSleepGhostHunter June 20, 2005

sleepish

To be used in place of sleepy(1), or when you are a mix of bored and sleepy(2), or when you're zoned out(3).

1) on aim: yo, im getting pretty sleepish here, gonna go get readyfor bed.

2)dude....I'm getting kinda sleepish...we should totally do something

3) girl1: OMG. did you see what a slut she is? and...blahblahblah...are you even listening?
girl2: huh? sorry..im really sleepish

by dots1228 May 29, 2008

sleezled

This happens when a body part of yours, mainly your butt, falls asleep.

Person 1: Alright, we're gonna be making a rest stop.
Person 2: Good, cause my butt is sleezled

by dmbfan28 July 28, 2009

Sleep Raped

When you are performing an action or activity, only to awake hours or days later in a totally different location, sometimes not remembering what you were doing before the Sleep Rape.

John - Dude, where did you go last night?
Tom - Sorry man, I got Sleep Raped.

by Wolf-Bane February 15, 2010

sleep sacknia

Older men have elongated ball sacks (scrotums) that may block their anal blowholes when they lay on their backs. Thus a flapping sound is reverberated whenever a fart tries to pass the ballsack.

The sound that was perfected by Schemp of the Three Stooges while he acted like he was asleep...it has long neen debated that Moe was actually a sleep sacknia sufferer...until his passing.

by Ranger0n September 24, 2011

Sleep Inertia

The sensation of being half conscious or only partially awake usually occurring immediately after waking up. It is also accompanied by a desire to continue sleeping.

Jim awoke early one morning for work after a rather weak-ass sleep. The force of his sleep inertia was strong that morning. So strong in fact that Jim couldn't help himself but fall back to sleep, consequently missing his shift.

by Woody89 July 27, 2012