russian wait

When you waited for 3 or fewer seconds before deciding you waited unacceptably long, and leave.

Retail employee: "Why did you leave, I said I would be right back?"
Customer: "I waited, and then left."
R: "I was only gone for 5 seconds though."
C: "It was a Russian wait."

by procersapientiae April 15, 2021

russian stockings

torture method. to cover the victim's legs in tar and fiberglass.

You'd better give up the goods, Slim, or my associates will give you the old Russian stockings.

by meye lansky May 23, 2011

Russian Wifebeater

Stella and Vodka.

"The last thing I remember is drinking a Russian Wifebeater. Now I've lost everything I once held dear."

by The Defendant November 10, 2011

Russian Teet

2 parts 2% milk, 1 part straight Vodka

Bill passed out after drinking his sixth Russian Teet, the vomit smelled atrocious.

by The one Bruce to dismiss them November 17, 2017

russian jimmy

Where a man grabs hold of his cock, and a girl moves his arm up and down aggressively for him. And he spunks

"Could you plz give me a russian jimmy?"

by phillllll Mcraken April 24, 2017

Russian Sludge

Cumming into a shot glass of vodka for the perfect savory midnight treat

I woke up at 3 am for that savory Russian Sludge

by SlipperyTant March 08, 2017

Russian Wank

A Russian Wank is the act of submerging one's phallus into Vodka and proceeding with vigorous masturbation.

Man 1: I had a Russian Wank last night!
Man 2: Damn, did it feel good?
Man 1: Yeah, but it burnt my foreskin off!

by daddyscock May 04, 2020