rowans mom

the fattest mother of all, like the final boss.

me: you look like rowans mom
stranger: IM NOT FAT

by NOT_rowansMom November 15, 2023

Rowan404

A youtuber who is simps for ENA so hard, like really hard, you won’t believe how hard she simps for her.

Person one: yo u know rowan404?
Person two: who is that lil bro?
Person one: you know, they simp for ENA
Person two: oh yeah, I know them

by BaconsAndLemons December 20, 2023

Rowandan

A "Rowandan" is a very gentle man, often large in size and dark in skin colour. A "Rowandans" origins are unknown but assumed to be located in the Southern region of Africas deepest forests, roughly calculated to be South Sudan or Eastern Chad. Due to the fact that "Rowandans" are usually calm in nature, there have been little to no reports of human attacks, there are rare instances of attacks on the locals when agitated. Most attacks are on trees and themselves rather than others. "Rowandans" try to breed in any situation possible, yet they are met with negative success rates. "Rowandans" choose to go days without food for no particular reason except that they forget, because of their short term memory loss issues. (Scientists are currently monitoring and trying to resolve they're poor eating habits.) You can often identify these creatures from their dark and gloomy aesthetic but one would find that they are quite the opposite after getting to know them.

E -"OMG is that Shaquille O'Neal ?!"

S - "My friend your are mistaken, that there is a "Rowandan""

by the poop burgage April 27, 2024

RowanN Kay bull

a person who sleeps through union county tournaments

She pulled a Rowann kay bull yesterday

by shebwjeownen828 December 2, 2024

Rowanoak

A central-East-Coast tribe of indigenous folks who paddled dugout canoes.

"History was kind to me" here --- twice over, in fact --- in dat these seashore-dwelling Natives actually did use watercraft made from hollowed-out tree trunks, and durable long-lasting oak was indeed a preferred wood for canoes, although not in da area where da feather-decoration-wearing populous in question was located. So while a number of da North American tribes did indeed "Rowanoak" when commuting by water, da "Roanoke" people probably seldom did; most likely their boats were made from tulip tree or white cypress trunks.

by QuacksO October 13, 2025

riwankulous

DC Metropolitan area derived term used to describe somebody who is acting ridonkulous, and who also is a wanker at the same time.

"Yeah, I broke up with my boyfriend, he was just being totally riwankulous."

by lizziejean79 July 11, 2006

riwangulous

An unbelievable event, which is so incredible that standard expressions of amazement cannot cover it.

Dude, did you see that guy pullin' brodies in the parking lot?
Yeah, that was totally riwangulous!

by Carbonell35 January 7, 2009