trialogical relationship

The period of time between a platonic friendship and romantic relationship where both parties logically asses the pros and cons of being intimately involved. Most people who think this much about relationships are neurotic and generally graduate students in either sociology or feminism. These relationships are due to fail, and those involved generally subsequently turn all of their romantic
efforts into the online dating community.

William: 'HA, look at the couple in those nerdy glasses holding their hands in such a sterile manner!'

Tom: 'I see, I'll bet that they are in a trialogical relationship!'

by shaul607 January 5, 2009

Penis relationship haver wither

An insult suggesting that the receiver has relationships with penises in a sexual manner.

John: Ted you penis relationship haver wither!
Ted: And what? Do you mean by that
John: I mean that you have relationships with penises and you are therefore, a gay.
Ted: Oh...

by Slow_Hands January 19, 2005

Toxic relationship

When Hermione lodge and Hiram lodge are always together in riverdale!!

You:what’s the most toxic relationship

Me:the way how hermione and Hiram are always together

by marisolxstar November 24, 2019

relation not relationship

to have sex with a person then leave

guys want relation not relationship

by giovannix1x November 7, 2009

Relationsnack

When one is not ready for the whole relationship but just hungry enough for a snack. A smaller portion of a relationship. It may include any part of a relationship for example: good conversation, hanging out, sex, friendship, group gatherings and dates.

As goes with any snack it has an expiration date. Best if this is agreed upon by both parties. As no one wants to find out the relationsnack and expired unexpectedly.

Relationsnacks don't always spoil sometimes they turn into Relationships.

One should try as many relationsnacks as possible to truly find the relationship you want.

Guy: Turns out she was still in love with her ex.

Other Guy: I guess you were just a relationsnack.

by TheProfitOfFury February 28, 2011

Sextual Relations

The act of pleasuring one self to pictures sent via SMS text messages.

I did in-fact have sextual relations with that woman, she was sending pics all night!!

by wollyyy May 4, 2010

facepalm relationship

any sort of relationship with anyone (friend or foe or significant other) that just feels like you're constantly facepalming for whatever reason. whether it's because they are doing something facepalm-esque or you are.

most effective in humorously awkward relationships or when you have a ridiculous friend.

Charlie Brown's life IS a facepalm relationship.

by heysg March 8, 2011