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Schrödinger's Ripper

It's when you get your dick ripped off and get it raped and inhaled like a cigarette. Schrödinger will take place if balls malfunction into the 4th plane of reality and fly into someones mouth.
Yo, Mike gave me the Schrödinger's ripper and smoked my pp like a cigarette!
by Seek44 February 16, 2026
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Cignastti Taint Ripper

When your friend died due to an unfortunate accident at a local hibachi grill watching his beloved Hoosiers win a national title. His friends honored his life by performing the coveted Cignastti Taint Ripper. This act must be performed while giving the eulogy. Eye contact must be continuous towards his widow while removing your finest trousers, and driving your balls forcefully from the balls to the taint in a grinding motion. You are finished when you feel a slight rip on your chode or ballsack.
Chris died while eating a kickass buffet at Mr Hibachi. To properly honor him, AAron performed the coveted Cignastti Taint Ripper. There was not a dry eye among the attendees.
by Lord Chode Chomper March 7, 2026
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Hat Tricks (Jack The Ripper)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to language.
Person 1: Are you addicted to language?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Hat Tricks (Jack The Ripper)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
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The Spam Ripper

Phrase coined by local media in Renfrewshire to describe the as yet unsolved sex crimes against young men in the ‘Spam Valley’ area of Foxbar, Paisley. It is believed the spam ripper is responsible for the clandestine bumming of 19
Men, several of whom say he never called them afterwards.
Hey! Have you ever noticed that Hilly looks identical to the police artists image of the Spam ripper?
by Stegner April 11, 2025
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East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique

The act of tearing up a persons anus by inserting 2 pounds of pure raw meat up/down their anus, then is continued with a barrage of slaps. This in turn cooks in the meat in the persons anus, how ever this takes time so usually the person slapping uses the final step in the infamous "The Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd". This Technique was primarily used by the East Oakland Grim Reaper, who is now incarnated in the local sheriff county jail. This technique is now outlawed and carries a 25 year prison sentence, unless you are in the following countries: Mexico, Japan, Wisconsin, Thailand and Uganda.
The East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique is a dangerous technique and must be done with the proper precautions.
by EastOaklandGrimReaper July 7, 2025
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