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Perching

When you perch up on a boat and your boy grabs your shaft
Last Monday I was caught off guard just perching on a boat and then my friend came up uninvited and grabbed my shaft really hard
by Mike Haytch April 10, 2021
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prchxo

The best jenlisa stan out here who outsold the rest of these flops
“Do you know who prchxo is”
Of course how wouldn’t I know who the number one and hottest jenlisa stan is”
by idgaf231 June 8, 2021
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Pruchacha

A blind girl who cant see without contacts but hatessssss to put them in. Oh also, she is hottttttttttttt.
Why you being a Pruchacha
by Pruchachabsf June 17, 2021
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Porch

Verb: To attack someone on their own property.
If that guy keeps bugging his neighbors, a bunch of people are going to porch him one of these days.
by relesabe June 29, 2021
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Perching

A sexual position where a man stands during intercourse and holds a woman up with just his penis, wherein the woman resembles a bird perching on a branch.
During sex, he held her up with just his large penis as if she were a bird perching on a tree’s branch.
by The Carlos Danger July 15, 2021
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porch spider

Soulless, spineless money hungry wench. Member of the succubus family. Feeds on pitty, drama and bullshit. Tries to use its wits of a broken oreo to seem attractive to the male species. Will attempt to attack the male species with its wet wendys sack giblet pussy. Caution the Porch Spider will drag you through court for any utmost reason.
She may be a Porch Spider, but man is her pussy ugly.

Stay away from Tree Nut Street, that Porch Spider in heat.
by OIC-U-812 August 1, 2021
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Porch spider

Soulless, spineless, and money hungry, member of the succubus species. Feeds on pitty, drama, and bullshit. Will attempt to use its wits of a broken oreo to lure in its mate. Once mating season arrives it will try to use its wet paper sack giblet wound to attract its mate.
Stay away from tree nut street, that porch spider is in heat.

That girl look like an ole porch spider!
by OIC-U-812 August 2, 2021
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