Prison

Communism. You get free housing, free healthcare, free meals, free to, free recreation, free water, and free soap (just hold on to it tight)

Prison is communism because everything is free and they barely make you work. Great place, just hold on to that soap real tight.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020

Prison Grease

When you have leftover chicken at KFC and the grease sticks the chicken to the bucket

Scott "This chicken is disgusting its covered in prison grease."

by WintaSnow August 3, 2024

Prison Jalapeño

The phenomenon of using a jalapeño, sliced in half, as a condom in prison.

Don’t drop the soap or Tyrese “The Shaft” Johnson will give you the prison jalapeño.

by Tyrese the shaft Johnson October 29, 2018

Prison Fish

A derogatory term given to new prison inmates. Much like the opening and closing of a goldfish’s mouth, new inmates are expected to make a similar face for their cell mates.

“We got a new Prison Fish, boys!”

“Show me that pretty mouth of yours, Prison Fish!”

by Knows-too-much March 25, 2023

Book Prison

Book Prison - n. library or place which houses an undefinable number of literary works.

"Are you studying tonight?"

"Yeah, meet me in the Book Prison"

by SliKricK December 5, 2019

Prison Flee

A woman who has a consistent history of getting involved with mostly prison inmates.

Hey Joe, weren't you talking to that one chick Anna?

Na bro, turns out she's just a prison flee

by SkanteSoldier2816 October 8, 2024

Prison Petty

An extreme version of being petty; to the point of institutionalized tribalism with conceited intentions.

The Karen on the first floor watches out of her window when she sees me get in my car to leave, then will move her car into the spot I was in, just to be petty -- come to think of it, that's Prison Petty.

by Barker Girl April 6, 2024