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placiosexual

When one feels little to no desire to receive sexual acts but expresses interest/desire in performing them on someone else.
Boyfriend 1: that was amazing babe! Okay, you're turn!

Boyfriend 2: no, that's quite alright, how about you take another turn?

Boyfriend 1: are you sure?

Boyfriend 2: yeah, I'm placiosexual, so you'll have all the turns.
by Xandra06 August 2, 2016
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Playoff Beard

The hairy result of a superstition turned tradition in the National Hockey League (NHL) by which players of a given team refuse to shave their beards upon making it to the Stanley Cup Playoffs. In recent years, this tradition has extended from players to fans, making an unkempt beard during playoff season acceptably insofar as one's team of choice is still working toward Lord Stanley's Cup. The beard can only be shaven off under two conditions: (1) The team of choice has won Lord Stanley's Cup and hoist it high as the National Champions; (2) The team of choice has lost the playoffs and must shave themselves to begin preparing for next season.
Mark: Whoa, that's some unruly facial hair you've got going there.

Ian: Yep! The Red Wings made it to the Finals. You know I can't shave my playoff beard until they win...

Mark: Too true.
by punx6901 May 13, 2009
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plutonian nyborg

plutonian nyborg is a fictional drug seen in the classic 1981 animated feature film "Heavy Metal". the drug is an inhaled white powder whose appearance resembles cocaine, and whose effects resemble those of marijuana; used by two alien starship pilots Edsel and Zeke, seen in the segment of Heavy Metal entitled "So Beautiful and So Dangerous".
plutonian nyborg is just like cocaine.
by jeffman52001 October 13, 2013
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You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game

A typical pornhub ad that usually advertises a sex game. If you're horny enough to click on it, be prepared to insert your address, social security number, and credit card information. If you're a fan of watching a caveman fuck a dinosaur or watching Shrek porn, it is highly recommended that you jerk off to that ad.
Pornhub Ad: You Won't Last five Minutes Playing This Game ...
Me: TEST ME YOU FOOL
by the bravest FUckfaCE February 9, 2020
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finessing the plug

Smooth talking your way into getting more dope for less, cheating your dealer.
"Me and Daquan were finessing the plug and got a half for 60"
by Dbaby Jenkins July 11, 2014
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Playing Golf

Codename for smoking Marijuana; The act of smoking Marijuana.
Quin: Eric, what are you doing tonight man?
Eric: Just planning on playing golf without my parents knowing.
Quin: That's tight! Don't get caught!
by Eric Swagner November 13, 2011
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