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One Pint Pissed

The feeling of ecstacy you get after your first beer, usually after a long week, when you are unwinding with friends
Mate, I'm One Pint Pissed! I feel great!
by eric bisto October 24, 2020
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Cummel either/or Pissel

Swimming in a tunnel filled with bodily fluids

Examples include: Sea men, Urine
"You guys down to Cummel either/or Pissel in the sewer?"
by Big Thursdays January 17, 2022
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That shit pisses me off

I don't give a flying fuck what pisses you off. If you knew what pissed me off (and you DO) you would do it intentionally and laugh about it you retarded bitch.
Hym "I don't care. Really. I don't. What about it pisses you off? That it inspired people to do great things? That I've literally written 15% of the public discourse with my own 2 hands? That the intimations of my work are so numerous that I can hardly escape the plurality of my own existence? That if you started writing the well would run dry before you even finished your first page? 'That shit pisses me off' I thought everyone was better than the fat loser incel who sits around and plays video-games all day! What happened!? It doesn't LOOK like you're better. I thought I was worse. For years you had me thinking I was worse. And now you're pissed off. Tell the world and see if they give a shit. That's what I did. Let's measure your results against mine."
by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
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Like a pissed-on pasty

A descriptive phrase, usually used for body odour
Keee-ripes man! Who is that reeking like a pissed-on pasty in here?!
by Yimothy August 5, 2023
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The Miosis Pisser

When you break into an ocular surgery clinic where someone is getting laser eye surgery then squat over their head and rip a 10 week old piss over their exposed, vulnerable, bare eye with the PSI of a fire hose.
I got Michael with The Miosis Pisser.
by ADCAR December 13, 2023
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