crack pipe

Seemingly a major problem for "gangsta" hip-hop stars and drop-out morons. The result of sudden extreme changes in temperature, causing rupture of household plumbing. Often occuring during late winter and early spring, leading to domestic flooding and a fight with the insurance company.

Ja rule: "Ya bitch, ya forgot to lag the muvvafuka, now ya got a crack pipe."

by Kristofa January 31, 2005

Pipe

V. "To Lay Pipe".

From the "Cam'ron" song "Hey Ma", which contains the lyric 'And I know what ladies like.
Need a man that's polite, listens and takes advice - I could be all three, plus I can lay the pipe'

Refers principally to inserting ones pork sword into a lady friend during carnal relations (fucking).Popularised in the North of England by the Pamplesnake and residents of 6 Hessle View, Leeds from September 2006 - June 2007. Other regular users include Nipples, Bear and Jiggs.

To be spoken loudly at not quite shouting volume. The 'I' should be drawn out longer than any other part of the word and always spoken in a deep, loud voice:

"PIIIIIIIIPE!"
"Did you lay pipe?"
"Pipe" (spoken softly to friend in relation to a nearby hotty

by Pamplesnake March 27, 2009

a big pile of poo in a urinal

Professional incompetence or dishonesty.

George W. Bush's foreign policy is just a big pile of poo in a urinal

by mustapha hamshandi March 31, 2007

pipe smoker

One who gives fellatio.

That Monica Lewinsky is such a pipe smoker.

by caspianhiro August 15, 2003

Stove pipe

A prison slang term for nigger

"Man, fuck them stove pipes, they stole my shit."

by Tim England February 6, 2008

glass pipe

what one would smoke nugs in.

i got some bubbleberry, lets see the glass.

by demitrious February 16, 2004

Take Pipe

Giving one person a blow job, also known as 'giving head'.

I taught my girlfriend how to talk to me, while she take pipe.

by Wheel Head October 24, 2007