Parking Slut

People, usually female, that finish their shopping and still sit in the parking slot to use their phone.

Person 1: Manvir always sits in the car checking Tinder after he finished with his shopping.
Person 2: What a parking slut.

by Sithposter January 9, 2020

Parking the Porpoise

A slang term for intercourse

I spent the whole night parking the porpoise with your sister.

by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020

Parking Garage

To fit at least 10 phallic members in a single person's hole at once.

"Yo, I fit like 26 dicks in her last night bro. I parking garaged that b*tch."

by UNRStudent March 16, 2020

Peaking

The act of getting an erection while wearing jeans that are slightly too small, with the end result of the dickhead poking out of the top of the jeans. Usually unbeknownst to the owner.

“Hey mate you’re peaking.”
“Ah fuck I knew I should have bought a new pair of jeans.”

by Iamn00bish June 7, 2020

Parking Lot Therapy

Frequently used when two employees meet in the company parking lot to settle their grievances with fisticuffs. The victor can claim he gave the loser some "Parking lot Therapy."

Stan kept bullying Bob. On day, after work, Bob gave Stan some "Parking Lot Therapy" or PLT by massaging Stan's face with A BLURR Bob's fists. Now, Stan doesn't bully anyone. PARTICULARLY Bob.

by Bobnoxious August 23, 2020

parking lot high five

When you walk out of a sales meeting with your colleague and you high five in the parking lot, thinking you closed the deal, only to never hear from the client again.

Don't parking lot high five me bro. They didn't sign the contract yet!

by Felix Samadi September 16, 2020

Perkin'

Perkin, Perk-in' v. ( abbrv/short for percolating/ similar; poppin' )
- Perkin' - is to floss , also refer to plan or what's going on; the situation, a mood, behavior, attitude, Party. A cousin or close relative of poppin!, jumpin!, happening!, crackin! ect. ..

Adj; Perkin' - also, describing a females chest region/area, particularly the shape of the breasts.

Perkin ' used as a Drug reference; doing blues - aka. Percocet, M's , A-215, V's ect....

- Perkin' - is to floss , also refer to plan or what's going on; the situation, a mood, behavior, attitude, Party. A cousin or close relative of poppin!, jumpin!, happening!, crackin! e
1. Yo! Whaddup?! What's Perkin Mayne?!
📞 THE HOMIE: Hello?, Yo!!, H-Lowww!, Who Diss?

ME, D: D. What's poppin!?

THE HOMIE: OH... What's up D?, what's perkin tonight?

ME, D: Shit... Nathan. I'm down to get into somethin ..

2. You see those ? Holy Shit! They were PERKIN TOWARD THE CLOUDS LIKE THEY WERE SALUTING THE GENERAL OR SIGNING THE PLEDGE OF Allegiance all on their own!!!

Me, D: You see her titties when we ran thru the locker room and Karessa had only her bra on? Friend: Yup! Me, D: them titties be perkin!! Foreal! Friend: Say that! Uhhhhaaa.!.... :)
3. Dog. Last night I was perkin so hard I went cross eyed so hard I could almost see straight from my eyes almost doin a 7-fuckin-20! Buddie: lol. Yeah pervs aint what they use to be . gotta watch tha fent ones. No good. Me: L be Pepin like that all the time.... I cain't do it... Buddie: foreal... I feel it.

by Citysidin September 20, 2020