An awesome person who plays hockey. Every body likes him and he is the coolest in the school and has the best collection of hockey cards. He is super funny and everybody wants to hang out with him.
by insaneinsaneinsane November 18, 2020
Get the liam parkermug. Parker is the nicest guy you will every meet he is sweet kind and kinda cute he is athletic and he is very sociable and is loyal to his friends there is no one you will every meet be better than Parker
by Monkey 524 January 7, 2020
Get the Parkermug. Pretty good penis but couldn’t fuck his way out of a paper bag. Can’t read or write but will spend his evenings playing cod with the boys. If you ever get a Brant release him back into the wild before he finger pops your dad and takes all his beer
by Dlyons January 7, 2022
Get the Brant parkermug. Parker is a gaming warlord who can beat anyone in any game he’s pretty much ninja although being a gaming warlord he is also a fashion guru he can pull off any outfit. He’s soo sexy all the lady’s call him pimp daddy, ultra-cool mother fucker, and lord of the hoes.
by Assclow June 2, 2020
Get the Parkermug. super sexy mf. Greatest madden player at west ashley high school. Future quarterback. loves black people
by Anonymous manz November 23, 2021
Get the Parkermug. He is a narcissist and feel bad for the things they do to people he has no morals. Boundaries, or respect, he is manipulative, and always acts like a victim, so people don't really see that he is just really desperate and pathetic
Pepper parker admitted to me that he was only hanging around me and my boyfriend because he enjoys being a homewrecker
by Themansrealnigga September 7, 2020
Get the Pepper parkermug. The hottest man you'll ever meet, he's kind, caring, and really good at football. He's really athletic and knows how to partayy. He might be named after Spiderman.
Daria: wow is that Parker he's so hot
Nicole: Yeah, HE IS MINE BACK OFF.
Daria: Sorry if you want you can fuck him
Nicole: Yeah, HE IS MINE BACK OFF.
Daria: Sorry if you want you can fuck him
by DariaLovesParker October 30, 2019
Get the Parkermug.