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parking lot

the opposite of a landing strip; two patches of hair separated by a naked patch. not limited to the pubic region.
"did you see that girl, she had a parking lot, who does that?"
by hayvan January 13, 2010
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parallel parking

what an asian driver just cant do, they should start a new reality show about this. they can build em but cant drive em
hey check this sorry ass drivers attempt at parallel parking
by douglas epley November 26, 2006
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discord packing

where deranged losers scream their anger of their parents beating them online (me) LOL come get hoed my sons CMM (NO SUBURBANS"")#0010 im unhoeable unendable yall dogs come get ended wet boys
yo you see that guy? he's discord packing his parents prob beat him LOL
by NOSUBURBANS June 23, 2021
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Pankin

A gentle wrist movement used to "pank" someone or something. Quite softer than a spanking but just slightly harder than a tap. All in the wrist, no arm movement.
I panked her
She panked me
To pank or not to pank?
Give her a lil pankin, its all in the wrist.
by IgotApankin4jon May 15, 2010
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Planking

Planking is the act of lying down, completely straight and stiff, in an absurd or random place and taking a photo.

When performing a Plank:

1: You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.

2: Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.

3: Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.

4: You must make it known that you are Planking. Saying 'I am Planking' usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result.

5: Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk, unless you are a seasoned Planker.

6: First Aid should never be far away. Ice, Bandaids, Cast Plaster, needle and thread, emotional support and a quick escape route need to be on hand.

7: Every Plank that is captured must be named. Etc, "Cow Plank", "Letterbox Plank"
Take a photo of me planking on top of this cow, so I can post it on Facebook!
by bharrie June 8, 2011
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Planking

Internet fad where an individual lies face down with their arms by their side as straight as possible on random or public places while someone takes a picture. Example of places: fridge, rail, tables, statues, ect.
Take my picture while I'm planking on this sign
by Planker6 June 10, 2011
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nipple parking lot

-AKA the areola("areola mammae"). The pigmented ring around the human nipple, normally ranging in color from pink to brown.

-where the nipple parks.
guy1- "Man, I bet those jugs are all nipple parking lot!"
guy2- "Twin pancakes, fo real!"
by Apryl, with a "Y" June 14, 2007
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