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Parent

Someone that has been considered a slave for years and is trapped by doing everything for their children
I am a parent but it feels like I have been a slave for years
by gek002 November 6, 2020
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Side with my parents

And if I had a fat cock you'd murder them for me you fucking slave.
Hym "You didn't 'side with my parents', you sided against me. If Hitler rose from the grave and sided against me you'd be walking around with a swastika tattooed to your 5-head. You're practically a bed."
by Hym Iam February 21, 2024
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Parent Watching

When someone judges how a Parent is Parenting their kids.
"She shouldn't let her kids play video games all night" no you just Parent Watching, it's my kids let them have fun.

"Kids shouldn't be exposed to lgbtq+ content" no you just Parent Watching, they can understand it.
"They shouldn't punish their kid for having one C" no you just Parent Watching, my kid need to be smart and successful.

"A father should be disciplative" no you just Parent Watching, My kid turn out respectful.

"A mother can't raise a kid without a father properly" no you just Parent Watching, my kid turned out normal.
by Daytime35 September 8, 2025
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Parents

The people who ruin your life because they won't let you play fortnite
you: can i play fortnite
Parents: no study you moron
by Golden pro December 27, 2018
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Parents

1. Oppressing individuals who enforce perfection via the whip and control your life this way too.

2. School-enforcing monsters who come in pairs and together relieve the resisting of any joy.
by SuperBoom July 27, 2020
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Parental Notification

TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents.

The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended, in memory of the Fifth Commandment (the one about mum and dad).
Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.

What did you post?

A picture of my sandwich.

Let me see.

Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by anonymous November 15, 2023
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Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee

A way to express mild to extreme confusion (or offense) at someone else's words. Identical usage to excuse me. First coined by a DJ.
Wow, that is one great booty!

Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee ?

Globefohufoijsm.

Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee?
by Mysterious DJ July 23, 2020
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