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Poser

A female that wanted be daddy's little girl growing up, but was actually a mama's girl that learned to imitate tomboys she met in life to get attention.
His/her little sister was a poser as a kid and still is. She's never really been who she said she was.
by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021
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There’s a Poser in the punch bowl!

Anyone who’s pretending to be something they’re not.
The Bass player from nefarious is a total poser! Saw him in a hoodie and the blowfish cover band. Now he plays in a metal band. There’s a poser in the punch bowl!
by Rico Dali August 10, 2025
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poser potato

a couch potato whom is so desperate for attention that they engulf themselves into the hobbies of those they manipulate into introducing themselves to, whom when the truth of behaviors and habits of themselves finally breach the surface of the lie the craft to ingratiate themselves into the lives of others, reverts back to the aggressive "couch potato" to troll on facebook until they find another unfortunate soul to prey upon.
princess poser potato over there rage quit and has returned to aggro-sulk in her native habitat, the couch. careful not to get too close toghe remote, she gets violent.
by Cthulhu Rex February 1, 2023
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Country Poser

A country poser is a person who thinks they're country for living 2 minutes outside of city limits.
My cousin: yee-haw i'm a country dude
Me: no the fuck you are not, just cuz u own a shitty 9mm from amazon and live just outside of city limits doesn't make u country. fuckin country poser..
by Adrmpa12 July 13, 2025
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poser

a person who usually works in the fashion industry as a model because that's basically all they do is pose for pictures and such.
by that girl susan b July 24, 2009
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Poser

Poser is a person in their 20s or under who dresses so much like a skater that their outfit screams to people that they skateboard yet they don’t even have a skateboard or have one but doesn’t know how to use one but brings it with them but doesn’t use it. Posers may hold their Trucks or do Mongo Pushing and brag about their fake grindings from their skateboard and that they’re so good at skateboarding, Until someone asks them to do an Ollie and ends up getting injured causing themselves to be embarassed and everyone calling them “Posers”
Kid: Hey! Do a Kickflip!
Poser: Oh Uh Okay… “Attempts an Ollie and falls”
Kid: Do you even SKATE mister?
Poser: Um of course I do, I’ve been skating for years!
Kid: Then how did you fail trying an Ollie??
Poser: Look… I’m just aaaaa burnt out okay.
Kid: Okay then, Poser!
by 8408 :D October 8, 2022
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Poser

Someone portraying themself as something other than who they really are. A gang member is one kind of poser.
The poser girl took that kid's soccer ball/ basketball/football/baseball to the construction site to bait the guy.

Tattoo artist- I wouldn't wake her and tell her what a poser she is, you'll get hurt.
by Solid Mantis November 18, 2020
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