papenpantaloonophobia

The fear of pooping your pants. Papen is the original word for pooping or "passing gas" used in 16th century England. Pantaloon is derived from the french word "pantalon" 1580-1620.

Friend- Did.. Did I just poop my pants?

You- Dude, you have papenpantaloonophobia.

by POOPL3GS December 19, 2012

paper toilet

when somebody has to shit bad but everyone is in the bathrooms so they get a piece of paper and shit on it

oh shit i gotta shit but everyones in the shitters. oh ima make a paper toilet

by kyle the pinger May 16, 2013

Paper Drought

The feeling you get when u take a poop, and realize there's no toilet paper.

-Mom, im experiencing a paper drought

-Son, just be a man and use your hand.

by Rinmpit August 7, 2013

paper relationship

When you're technically 'dating' someone, but the actual relationship between you and that person has less than a platonic friendship would. Dating someone only on paper, basically.

Me and this guy are back together, but it's such a paper relationship this time! Ugh!

by tfiosinfinities May 2, 2015

paper canadians

Canadians only by citizenship. They may qualify by one or all of the following:
-does not vote or participate in the democratic process (doesn't vote)
-culturally non-Canadian
-writes, speaks and behaves as if they were American
-cannot distinguish any of Canada's history or attributes

Those guys over there have no connection or loyalty to Canada, they're just Canadians by citizenship, indeed they are paper Canadians.

by kmcj22 December 13, 2015

paper mill lock

A great place to get seshed at. Usually has a lit chocolate cake.

Wanna go down to paper mill lock.
Sure G it will be lit.

by johnmque March 5, 2017

paperhatchet

A rude or vulgar statement in place where you'd expect something nice or sweet.

He sent me a card and I expected it to say something sweet but I got a paperhatchet instead!

by Wildling June 3, 2017