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Woke

Woke is the 1st spiritual awakening of a person who took life too seriously and now they understand how much it means to be aware
The world has no idea how woke I am about the realities of life is the trip .
by Bewoke March 28, 2022
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Woke

Supposed Meaning: State of acknowledgement of reality, such as injustice of some people. People who acknowledge there're problem might be considered Woke.

Meaning in current time: An ideology that proclaim to fight for injustice against minority, but in reality, causing problem to people include innocent people using minority as excuse, in order to gain themselves Moral Superiority Feeling, Clout, Personal benefit, or Excuse for Criminal Activity, etc.
Supposed: After learning how black people got bullied because of different in skin color, I want to help them, as I am woke at hated against black people.

Current: Alex: "I am calling everyone to attack this streamer, JoeTheMac, because he misgenders Allan! This is unforgivable"

Jimmy: "What the fuck are you talking Alex, JoeTheMac exposes Allan for Sexual harassment against Joe's sister. Stop being Woke and justify Criminal you idiot!"
by M.Sadly March 31, 2023
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club woke cup

an alternate saying for the Club World Cup, a football tournament organised by FIFA.
it’s a woke competition…it’s the club woke cup.
by ForestLion June 14, 2025
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woke

awake, or thinking thoughts that are seemingly progressive
karen thinks she is woke because she calls her kid by his preferred name
by anonymous September 9, 2022
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woke

Originally, this word referred to people who were awake about conspiracy theories (at this point, conspiracy facts).

Then, it became a word to refer to SJWs, as the most popular voted definition describes.
"Why do coins have ridges?"
"Dude, if you don't know why coins have ridges, you're not woke."
by megumeat January 24, 2024
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Woke

Anything that is even mildly progressive that the American right doesn't like.

Examples:
Disney - Had a LGBT background character a few times.
Bud Light - Sponsored a trans woman once.
Target - Had pride merch in June once again just like every year, but it was only this year that conservatives made a fuss about it.
M&Ms - Temporarily changed the design of the green M&M as a marketing stunt in order to distract from their allegations of child slavery.
"M&Ms is so woke they changed the GREEN M&MS SHOES!!! Damn liberals at it again!"
"You know that N&Ms has been accused of child slavery? That this is all just a distraction?"
"Shut up wokie!"
by KrimsonKatt August 16, 2023
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Wokeness

A popular philosophy commonly associated with social justice that views materialistic power as the central motivation for all human relationships. It is commonly associated with post-modernism and critical theory.
The politicians are arguing over wokeness again!
by BrunoJonesky June 17, 2023
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