sports gay

Similar to how a gay male or gay female is not, "into women" or "into men", someone whom is 'sports gay' is not, "into sports".
No, sorry I don't know the score, I'm totally sports gay.
by Bacon-made March 22, 2018
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Sports Aroused

When you are aroused in a very non sexual way, but with the same intensity, emotion, and passion as sexual arousal.

It could be a very sudden feeling, like seeing a sexy stat or a big goal, but also could be a prolonged feeling, like the few days after your team makes a huge trade.
Al: Holy shit you gotta see this stat, I cant believe how underrated Jones is.

Mark: Oh my god, I am so Sports Aroused, I had no idea Jones was THIS good.

Al: Sports Arousal is the best. I still get the sweats talking about the Super Bowl 20 years ago.
by Mike109999 March 09, 2022
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BROKE BITCH SPORT

Broke Bitch Sport : WHEN A RATCHET LOW INCOME BROKE FEMALE ENGAGE INTO AN ALTERCATION WITH ANOTHER INDIVIDUAL BUT HAS NO STANDARDS NOR PROSPECTS.
I DONT BEEF WITH HOES THATS (BROKE BITCH SPORT)
by ARTISTONTHEBEAT May 04, 2021
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Dick’s Sporting Goods

1. A retail store that specializes in selling sporting goods such as Golf Clubs, Basketball Goals, Kayaks, Tents, Sneakers and practically anything that relates to sports.

2. A retail store that has a very weird wording to people that lead to harassment to the store.
1. “Babe I need new golf clubs Iam gonna head to Dick’s Sporting Goods!”
2.”Iam gonna go to dicks!” “You mean the store that sells dildos you gay ass?” “No stupid the sporting store!”
by Sasuke!!!!!!! June 12, 2021
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Sport a green

The act of giving a Newport or some other type of high grade menthol to someone else
by RoddyNotRichYet September 22, 2020
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Sports scrub

All shitty bum at sports who talks shit like they are the best but really sucks at the sport they are claiming to be a goat at.
Listen marcus, you are a sports scrub, never mention sports again in your life you suck!
by Jaygotdajuice30 April 05, 2017
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Sports Spouse

Like a friend on your kids sports team but way better. They will take your kid to a game or multiple games/tournament but treat them like their own. They will cheer for your kid but also tell them when they are acting like a fool.

Also been known to share hotel rooms with Sports Spouse if you are lucky enough to travel with them.
I am lucky to have a great "sports spouse" that will help get my child to the games.
by RealTeamMom June 22, 2023
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