The Next Pet Rock

quick claim to fame; the next new trend; the next bonanza; your 15 minutes of fame, if you're pedestrian.

She's always thinking of ways to come up with the next pet rock.

by postmenopausal September 19, 2015

Maybe Next Year

1. Literally any other time
2. Never in a million years

1. Person 1: I forgot to walk my dogs today.

Person 2: Oh well, maybe next year.
2. Ugly Guy: Hey lets meet up.

Girl: Yeah, maybe next year.

by dolce and gabbana July 18, 2017

mrs neitch

A Social Studies teacher who everyone thinks is mean. but when you get to know her........ She is still mean

This Person is so stupid. she is a Mrs Neitch

by Jeff Motherlord January 11, 2018

what next

Used by the losing party In argument to hide shame and it could also be used by an individual trying to be cool in order to shame the opposition

“Johnny I think your fly is open” “ok bro,what next?”

“You know I’m right you just don’t want to admit”
“Ok what next?”

by Psychodrama bitch! August 24, 2019

The next backpack

someone that is about to get they booty beat

He threatened you?? I guess he’s going to be the next backpack

by im never getting married January 16, 2020

Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.

A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried, the more they met the asshole next door.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020

Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.

A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried (to tame, overcome, or change him), the more they met the asshole next door.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020