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Lincolns mistake

US President Abraham Lincoln is known to have freed the slaves.
Used for blacks
"it was Lincolns mistake that robbed my store".
by OneOfLincolnsMistakes November 30, 2010
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Mustache

A pillow located on the upper lip used for cushioning falls. Is often confused with beards.
Joe: Good thing I had this mustache to break my 18-story fall, eh Bob?
Bob: Dude, that is not normal.
by Sipping Juice February 6, 2009
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Mustafa

Has a massive dick, strong,bruiding black man with aggressive power to burst female ovaries when he shows his sick, he's a god who will fuck anyone white cunt up, damn that guy is such a Mustafa!
Damn that guy is definetly a Mustafa!
by By A Hot Chick August 9, 2019
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Mustache

A mustache is an amazing addition to your face. It is the most awesome noun in the universe. Mustaches rule. Mustaches will take you to places unimaginable. There are mustaches on almost every villian in movies. There are pencil mustaches, mustaches like Mario has, moustaches (TEEHEE) ,and the most popular mustache of all, handlebar mustaches.
Person 1- Whoa, is that a handlebar mustache on that guy?
Person 2- yeah. Isn't that so amazing?
Person 1- i wanna be him.
by Zoan June 2, 2013
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Mustard Crumpet

Refers to when a man has finished fucking a chick and pulls out his dick, then proceeds to take a dump on her pussy before taking a step back and pissing on it. In doing so resembling a very mustardy crumpet.
The other night Chris accidentally walked in on his sister Steph getting a mustard crumpet from her boyfriend.
by ECMF May 28, 2010
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twinke masta

an adjective used to describe anything rushed too quickly out of the womb or built in a fourth of half its recommended time
this treehouse is so twinke masta, the entire structure collapsed when i made a tiny nudge with my finger!
by twinke masta May 12, 2004
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Mustang

People seem to think the mustang is slow, but when they get raped by the 400 hp cobra, they no longer think so. Especially with the ones that have gone 150,000 miles, and are still running strong
that cobra just raped my z28!
by Anti Mustang hater :p August 14, 2003
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