A mutated mushroom is what an ugly dick looks like, the head is the mushroom and the shaft is the root
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Hey Meat Train, Have you seen Meat Mushroom today? I would love to play some League Of Meat With him!
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Eric was wasted again when he left the bar, and left a greasy mushroom on his buddy Mike's new Camaro.
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