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morriscastle

A burial site for lost artefacts
Person:Hey, did you hear about morriscastle

Sean:Yeah, it's a burial site for lost artefacts
Person:Yeah, they found a toy buried in the sand full of drawings of naked men

Sean:Bitchin
by Bellbottoms4redtops June 22, 2022
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Morriscastle

To cross the road without looking both ways
Victim:Did you hear about Faolan, he Morriscastled and got run over by a truck

Paul:Oh no way, he was a dear friend of mine, anyway do you like parodies?
Victim:Yeah sure, I suppose
Paul:Would you like a pair of 'Deez Nuts' in yo mouth son
Victim: Proceeds to take a long walk on the beach, he watches the waves crash down on top of each other and stops for a minute and thinks , wow Lad BROOOKEE
by Bellbottoms4redtops June 22, 2022
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Morbillion

The number before infinity
"Do you think there will ever be morbillion humans?"
by Thatoneguy yknow? June 24, 2022
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Morbing

The process trans women undergo with raised prolactin levels where their breasts secrete a clear discharge
Her bra was stuck to her tits from her constant morbing
by doctormichaelmorbiusphd June 25, 2022
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morbiolion

morbillion but spelled in wrong way and if u use it u are a bit gay
person 1: atleast we dont have to pay 3 morbillion for some fuel
person 2: morbiolion?
person 1: no morbillion
by morbed_4269 June 29, 2022
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Morbiusexual

A term stating that someone is sexually attracted to the main character of the movie Morbius, Morbin
-Sorry guys, I'm Morbiusexual, I can't have a threesome with you.
by banana guy68419 June 29, 2022
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Morbie

A movie meeting the following criteria:

- exactly 1 hour and 44 minutes in length

- is considered a masterpiece

- features the iconic "Morbius" character

- made 15 morbillion dollars in the opening weekend
- features the world renowned method actor Jared Leto
A Morbie, in the end, is something that is world renowned, truly a beautiful masterpiece, and at the moment one of a kind thanks to the greatest movie of all time Morbius.

If someone were to believe that a Morbie were bad they deserve to be publically executed to be made an example of and have brought deep shame to their family.

A famous person who disliked Morbius was JFK whom was famously shot by a sniper which was followed by many peoples cheers of pure happiness and the sniper rewarded with a free pass to heaven.
Person 1: "I didn't much enjoy Morbius"
Person 2: "What the fuck is wrong with you, you fucking homunculus, Morbius is a fucking masterpiece, it wasn't just a fucking movie, it was a Morbie"
Person 1: "Dude calm the fuck down people can have opinions"
Person 1's wife: "Why the fuck did I marry you, I'm taking the kids, you'll never see us again you worthless sack of shit"
Person 1: "Wait what?, honey come on calm down!"
*Person 1's cellphone rings*
Person on the phone: "Hello is this person 1?"
Person 1: "Yes.. why?"
Person on the phone: "your parents are dead, they killed themselves after hearing that they ended up raising such a worthless jobbernowl that dislikes a world renowned Morbie masterpiece"

Person 1: *shoots himself*
Person 2: "fucking deserved it, the world is better now"
Markiplier: "Hello my name is Markiplier"
by LeanDrinkingMorbiusFan July 1, 2022
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