Weapons of Mass Destruction

1. The only thing that detered a massive war between Russia and the United States during the Cold War.
2. Something that stopped a massive invasion of Japan during World War 2 and saved many American soldiers lives.

Weapons of Mass destruction are cool

by Prophecy August 15, 2003

massassi

A place of eternal torment and suffering for your soul.

And the Lord shall say to those on his left, "I know thee not, goest thou to MASSASSI and have suffering everlasting."

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

massamba

A typical Massamba usually has a BBC by the length of about 48 inches. Also he prefers Pre-Milfs by the age of 31 and above.( He likes to take them analy RAW)

Damn that dudes Dick is almost as long as MASSAMBAS

by Fett/D=Senegal,Fett March 9, 2017

Green Van Massacre

The massacre of March 2007 in Berlin, CT. A green van was reported to have alledgedly been following close behind middle-school student school buses, the driver tipping the hat to a girl walking her dog. Since hat-tipping is against the law in Connecticut, immediate actionw as taken in order to save the town of Berlin's youth from being molested, violated, assaulted, or hurt.

Within a week or so, the "Green Van Massacre" had been proven to just be a public transportation vehicle carrying disabled or far-away Berlin resident children to their homes, as it has been for the past 5 years prior to this event.

"Investigators said one of the men was last seen wearing a fishing style hat while the van drove slowly through the neighborhoods. Police said the driver tipped his hat to a young female who was walking her dog.

As a precautionary measure, police have added patrols in the area and said the men have not done anything illegal or shown any indication of illegal activity."

Dude, did you see that? That man hat-tipped me. Could this be the next Green Van Massacre?

Fool, her breasts are as real as the Green Van Massacre.

by MissAccurate March 27, 2008

Medieval massacre

The process of filling a bathtub with diarrhea and performing a puppet show for a hooker while they play a gameboy color, slap you in the face with a wooden soup ladel, and blow bubbles in the bathtub.

Phil robbed a bank and bought a ferret. Then he traded it to a prostitute so she would go to his house and perform a medieval massacre. When she was done, he killed her with a broken furby.

by Zac and A. Cash December 18, 2006

critical mass

When something reaches the threshold of it's limits. This can apply to things, people, events, or concepts.

At the party, John told Sue the room had reached critical mass and asked if she wanted to go outside.

by WEW September 6, 2007

Mass Formation Psychosis

A situation where every fucking person ends up losing their mind because one person continuously whines about unchangeable life circumstances or topics forever, so it spreads like a disease into the general majority of people's lives, forever fucking them up in the head. Toxic and unstoppable.

Example 1: Betty from down the lane gets drunk and forgets what happened on night xyz, and confusingly talks about it to other people they trust as a way of getting personal counseling. Said people are not counselors and think what would be the logical way of figuring out said complication, but want to be there for them as a good friend anyways. Betty from down the lane continues to whine and complain forever and ever, thereby making a crap ton of people pissed off or psychotic just because they care for their well-being. The result is almost strategic in nature.

"Mass Formation Psychosis"

by BWitched January 8, 2022