mickey mouse outfit

A business, organization, or other that is unprofessional. These often blame the customers for their own cock-ups.

Ausconnect.net is a mickey mouse outfit, using Flintstone servers, and blaming the customers when they don't work properly.

by shonny September 30, 2007

Mickey Mouse World Series

This is when a team wins the World Series due to a COVID shorten season and injured opponents(not a real World Series ring).

The Dodgers won the World Series against the Tampa bay rays. The were crowned the Mickey Mouse World Series champions.

by ejeiejdjxje October 27, 2020

Look at that little monkey run!

This expression was said by Howard Cosell during a 1972 televised ABC broadcast on July 29, 1972 in reference to Mike Adamle, a running back for the Kansas City Chiefs in the preseason AFC-NFC "Hall of Fame" game between the Chiefs vs. New York Giants at Fawcett Stadium.

Until the appearance of the factual website about it, people mistakenly associated this sentence with a different football game in 1983. On September 5, 1983, during the season opening Monday Night Football game between the Dallas Cowboys and the Washington Redskins, Howard Cosell made a second comment using the words "little monkey." In that game, Redskins wide receiver Alvin Garrett was playing a great game, and following Garrett's 6th pass reception while still in the first quarter, Howard Cosell commented to Don Meredith, "Joe Gibbs wanted to get this kid and that little monkey gets loose doesn't he?"

When a smaller physical stature NFL football player would run and dart around after getting his hands on the ball, Cosell would like to say "Look at that little monkey run!" It didn't matter if it was a white or black player.

by NFL Researcher October 23, 2011

porch monkey

another type of racial slur towards black people.

guy 1:hey look at those porch monkeys over there
guy 2: haha yeah, come and clean my shoes you porch monkey

by k0_ November 29, 2018

minker

Probably derived from "tinker" and used primarily in scotland. Used to describe someone with low standards of personal hygiene ie someone who is rather dirty, disgusting and may have a tendency to raid bins. One can also be a "mink" and a minker is "minky"

Awa an hae a wash ya dirty minker

by kez January 14, 2004

Mikey

the most amazing thing that could ever happen to you, he may disagree and tell you otherwise, but hes perfect in every way. Once you fall for him theres no turning back, and all you want to do is be with him. His eyes are usually a sparkly brown ; and when he stares into your eyes you hope that the moment will last forever because its the most amazing feeling, having him looking back at you. When he sings to you, its like your world is on pause and everything that should matter, doesnt. Because he lets you forget, and all your troubles fade away, and when your together anything is possible. He is so loveable, there is nothing you wouldnt do for him. And you know he feels the same , i suck at this, but its how you feel.

god, id give anything to be with mikey.

im in love with mikey.

mikey is such a goof <3

by anonymoustinney April 28, 2011

Snub the monkey

The act of dissing or ig a guy's dick.

Caleb's feelings where hurt because his friend made fun of his cock instead of playing with it. His buddy should know better than to snub the monkey! He should have spanked it.

by dlee169 December 17, 2008