Hot Mexican

A Variation on the Hot Carl in which jalapeno peppers, spices and laxatives are consumed prior to the event usually leading to massive diarrhea onto your partner rather than the "Carl" effect which is typically in log form and easier to clean up.

I gave a Hot Mexican to my partner last night. He/She spent hours cleaning/throwing up and was not too pleased. I, on the other hand, was rather pleased with my performance.

by Khalid Abdullah UConn August 12, 2006

Mexican Titty

Noun. A shot of alcohol used in desperate measures. It is made by using a split shot glass, filling half with tequilla and half with skim milk.

Phil: Dude, what do ya wanna drink?
Sean: I been cravin' a Mexican Titty all day!!

by J W H 4 June 23, 2005

Mexican Bouquet

Stealing flowers of your neighbors front yard and giving it to another person.

For Mothers Day Ignacio stole some flowers of his neighbor's front yard and gave his wife a Mexican Bouquet.

by Pedro L. January 11, 2008

Mexican Guillotine

Noun.) The act of being constipating and profusely attempting to shit, only to have the shit prairie dog back in, with the extra effort usually causing the sphincter to close prematurely, depositing your "hard work" piece by piece in the commode.

Verb.) (Mexican Guillotining) Engaging in the Mexican Guillotine.

1.) "God, man. I shouldn't have eaten those 10 5-layer burritos from Taco Bell. I was up all last night pulling off a Mexican Guillotine. That goddamn cheese is how they get you..."
2.) "Dude. I feel bad for Jim. I heard that bastard in the bathroom during lunch break, and he sounds like he's having a pretty hard time. He's probably Mexican Guillotinin' it so bad in there, it's starting to look like a damn Fiesta."

by Fotzengeil April 6, 2010

Mexican waffle

the act of shitting in one of those egg crate things on a dorm bed and then making the bed over it (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "hot pocket", "trunk muffin")

That guy pissed me off last night so I snuck in his room and left him a Mexican waffle.

by Sam F March 23, 2005

mexican gazebo

portable toilets , outhouse

"man i gotta take a shit , ill go in that mexican gazebo

by regal November 4, 2003

Angry Mexican

Using salsa as lube.

My slut and I did an Angry Mexican in front of her parents.

by El Guopo August 31, 2010