Melting John

When you are so incredibly desperate to defecate that your anal cavity begins to fill with a hot sensation as if your faeces have liquified in your anus

I'm in need for a melting john like or else I'll bust

by Pdz\ March 13, 2026

melty

Image board slang for when somebody is having a "meltdown" and becomes irationally angry. Trolls can then push the person having the meltdown farther by antagonizing them further.

Troll : Oh no it looks like somebody is having a melty!
Angry victim : I am not mad! SHUT UP!

by darius2A June 5, 2025

Meltmaxxing

The act of pressing you head now onto your neck to give the illusion of having multiple chins/being overweight. The term and practice was coined by TikTok legend Cookie King, a well-known TikTok model.

"Wow look at Cookie King, he's meltmaxxing for his video!"

by Tyrese Haliburton June 18, 2025

Melting Whopper

A sexual act preformed specifically with bald dark skin women in which one urinates on the woman's bald head

I just melting whoppered her face off

by BuhPluh June 21, 2025

Melted

incredibly ugly individual, usually for those who look absolutely horrible and unsaveable

“Yo bro Angie is so melted”

by yamma da mamma August 6, 2025

Melted Klondike

Fucking an unwashed ass with shit residue in the crack and cumming, inside of her dirty crack to give it a signature chocolate swirl.

I gave that dirty whore a melted Klondike.

by Venusdnotche January 5, 2026

Melted Klondike

Fucking an unwashed shitty ass raw, then shooting a thick load into the asscrack to give it a signature swirl.

I gave that whore a melted Klondike last night.

by Venusdnotche January 5, 2026