your matt

a pretty cool guy; really likes girls; willing to fight any one or thing; always has a really big cock; he's a pimp daddy

1. Matt: take ur clothes off
Girl: ok
Matt: Give me head
Girl: SURE!!

2. YEAH!!!!!

by rock_out March 17, 2005

Matt Wilhelm

The best flatlander in the world in my opinion. Has won two year end Champion titles, 3 X-games medals, Fox's "30 seconds to fame" $25,000 grand prize, Silver medal in the World Championship, and many more awards. he made a dvd called "ground rules." His tricks include spinning on front and back wheels, scuffing, and of course his Signature "No-Handed Time Machine."

i bought this dvd called ground rules made by matt wilhelm and now i can do a tailwhip on my bike.

by Carati June 11, 2006

Matt hit

A Matt his is when a person (preferably redheaded) inhales the stale, foul tasting smoke from the ash left over in a bowl of marijuana. Commonly refered to as a cashed bowl, the matt hit is a desperate attempt to get one last hit, frequently causing ash to enter your mouth if your unfortunate enough to not have a screen.

"You want the Matt hit?"
"No thanks, it tastes nasty."
"Sure?"
"Yeah, I don't want to burn my throat."

by no juice October 18, 2008

Matt Evans

Sickest awsomest Man Alive!

Thats so cool. Not as cool as Matt Evans!

by FiddleMan October 20, 2008

Matt Lauer

A sex predator who thinks he's wanted by the opposite sex, but really is just making them want to vomit all over him.

Man, that girl at the bar just threw her drink all over that Matt Lauer!

by Great Kuhzoo November 30, 2017

Matt Walters

a try hard who would cry if he got a 99/100 on a test

"Kid cried because he got 1 point off! What a Matt Walters!"

by blind_squirrel May 10, 2022

Matt Damon

Verb. To actively pursue a group or individual for the purpose of performing advancing hand-to-hand combat techniques upon them. This is not to be confused with "Jason Borne", a verb which is similar to Matt Damon except the attacker does not know why he must attack his targets.

Liam Neeson- "If you don't tell me where you took my Doritos I'm going to Matt Damon you!"
Marko- "Good Luck"

by PabloMcCaso May 27, 2013