masturbation

genocide.

i walked in on my son doing masturbation and couldn't let them babies go to waste so i did what i had to do to. ;)

by poopydoopyboy February 7, 2018

Wasterbation

When girls/females stimulate their body and/or genitals to achieve pleasure and an orgasm. Girls won't admit that they do, but truth is they're just as horny as guys.

I f***ing hate that b*tch!

I know.she acts all high and mighty, but I heard she wasterbates in the bathroom.

That's so f***ing desperate! Who'd have thought she was into wasterbation.She's such a whore.

by take.u.down.and.clean.you.up January 10, 2012

Golden Masterbathing

The act of urinating while jerking off in the bathtub. It only counts if you come in the bath water and continue bathing afterwards.

"Did you masterbathe this morning?" "Yeah, and I've been skeeving all day from swimming in my own stew." I love golden masterbathing.

by Smith Jerrod December 4, 2012

uncontrollable masturbation

Really, no. JUST, no.

Ok go on

Actually, NO.

Say, did you see that wart get carried away with his uncontrollable masturbation?

by someone January 5, 2004

post masturbation macgruberism

Innovative and strategical methods that a male uses to discard his ejaculation after masturbating.

I was always wasting too many paper towels, so using my post masturbation macgruberism, I decided to invent "the bowl." (See definition of bowl)

by Sandman110 March 9, 2012

masturbation roladex

A Porno magazine ! What else?

After I take a big shit, I'll woop out the masturbation roladex and shine some pages.

by choug October 13, 2006

Martyrbation

When C-4 is your Viagra. And your premature ejaculation ensures the only one killed is yourself.

You see, when a good red blooded American nut job will go on a rampage, killing innocent people, and then blow his own brains out, or go down in a shootout with the SWAT team, he's generally pissed off...and he s not saying "God is great" before he kills those people....not like those MARTYRBATION puppets that think theyre doing god's will every time one pops.

by Wørd Üpp March 9, 2013