When you're banging your girl bare back, while she's eating an apple, you pull out and lather her back with your natural sauce.
by TheWh1teSh4dow June 18, 2018
Get the Pit Mastermug. Owner or Master of all Unicorns. If this status is achieved, servants will bring bread and other nourishment for the Master to give to his unicorns.
by Kozworth April 14, 2008
Get the Unicorn Mastermug. 1. A term used to define a giant didlo, usually one that looks like only a very big and dirty girl would own; or to describe a male who frequently handles large and hairy vaginas that most would keep out of at any cost
"wanna use my dildo, i have some condoms" offers the big and not so beautiful possible lesbians definite part time hooker,
" I wouldnt use that Beast Master if you paid me, not to mention the jumping bugs, it has fuckin spikes!"
" I wouldnt use that Beast Master if you paid me, not to mention the jumping bugs, it has fuckin spikes!"
by Shauna Testicles May 13, 2013
Get the Beast Mastermug. Often shortened to "burger," this term is used for diarrhea that is either extremely explosive or significantly intense for some other reason.
"Did you enjoy the goat cheese she brought over?"
"Yeah, but it totally gave me burger."
or
"Last night was so embarrassing. I was over at my in-laws and I had burger master SO BAD, but I was afraid to use their bathroom cause I knew it would smell for hours."
"Yeah, but it totally gave me burger."
or
"Last night was so embarrassing. I was over at my in-laws and I had burger master SO BAD, but I was afraid to use their bathroom cause I knew it would smell for hours."
by 4E February 13, 2006
Get the burger mastermug. a man who is constantly layin' pipe. This man does not discriminate against who he serves. He bones all women, fat, skinny, ugly, hot, black, white, doesnt matter as long as hes layin pipe one way or another. a Master Piper is like the highest belt degree in martial arts. It takes focus, determination, discipline, and a clear conscience to become one. Once achieved, all will bow down.
Hey, see that dude at the end of the bar? Yeah, why? His names Bart, he's a legend. The dude takes home a new chick every single night, and that makes him the MASTER PIPER around here.
by thefallingdream January 18, 2010
Get the Master Pipermug. A game developed in the late 19th century to separate the men from the boys; the wheat from the chaff. A group of virile youths compete in a large manor - the object of the competition is too jerk off (to completion) in every room in the house (hallways and closets excluded). Participants MUST maintain eye contact with each other during each masturbatory round. The winner is exempt from being called faggot ever again. The losers are just fucking gay.
Dan broke eye contact with Blake during the final stretch of the Master of the House World Cup, thereby disqualifying the faggot.
by Monkeypants138 November 11, 2010
Get the Master of the Housemug. by eda-skip October 6, 2021
Get the Master-Blastermug.