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Mason

Mason is a fat cunt that doesn’t shower and is too lazy to do his theory and driving test, let alone get the bus. He tries to tap lifts off his mates then lies about washing himself after being told. His breath fucking stinks of pure shit and in general is just hard to be around.

His laugh sounds like my mums Henry hoover starting up on a Sunday

His nails are full of rotten food from weeks before
Person 1 “do you know Mason?”
Person 2yeah mate he’s the reason I rush in Halfords so I don’t have to smell utter smeg”
by WayneVeinyCock January 3, 2024
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Mason

Known to losing his female adult parent to a car crash. L boxo and nobody won that gulag
by Hehehhdhsbd July 25, 2022
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Father Mason

The priestly character Conor Mason of Nothing But Thieves becomes in the Dead Club City, where members only are welcome to listen to Tomorrow is Closed
Father Mason inducts new members and leads his disciples in the Dead Club City
by Sunny23uk January 22, 2025
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Mason Nowery

A popular youtuber, filmmaker, videographer, and photography. He's known for being in a deep friendship with Natalie Monroe.
That film was definitely created by Mason Nowery.
by GrantRiley June 25, 2016
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Mason

A guy who cannot be left alone with any drugs and or alcohol. He tends to have a raging god complex that is not well deserved and is probably bipolar. Any girl who meets him will be left emotionally traumatized. Some may even find themselves with a criminal record, if so run. They will ruin your life.
Oh shit i left my beer inside, I’m sure it’ll be fine until tomorrow.”

“No dude you better get it, we got a Mason in there tonight.”
by yourmom.com13 January 25, 2024
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Mason

Mason is a person with a fucking HUGE cock like I'm talkin 69 cm he's so sweet and has a big heart and a big penis
Oh that's mason what's he hiding in his boxers 🥰
by Jeff hsisns July 5, 2022
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Bloc Mason

Bloc Mason is a 8block born GD.He is the top underground rapper in Tallahassee,Fl waiting to blow. It is said he joined forces with KKR Comity to progress his rap career.Be on the lookout for this young upcoming star.
Picture Bloc Mason in a Bloc Mansion.
by Iun2kn3ow4n January 2, 2021
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