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The act of strolling into your local supermarket and heading toward the fruit and veg section. Where you start to masturbate yourself as vigorous as possible, ending with a creamy substance left all over the potatoes, much like Planking became an internet sensation many have taken to Mashing in much the same way.
Andrew: "Look at that girl over there by the tomatoes, she's got her hands right down her knickers."
Richard: "Who? Catherine? Squatting over the Potatoes? She must have her whole fist up there man."
Andrew: "Yeah, she's Mashing hard dude."
Mashing by TheDevil'sAdvocate September 15, 2011
I saw my ex the other day, he told me about his recent break-up then he ended up macking me, im am so much the rebound..
macking by s6k10 May 9, 2006
The term used for smoking commodoties (ie. papers, tobacco...)
"Lads! I'm gonna roll a fat one. Pass us the makings!"
makings by joeymofo February 5, 2010

Making the crout. 

Once I get this new job, I’ll be making the crout.
Making the crout. by litton60 June 18, 2008

love making 

Its what the women does while a guy fucks her.
dude, i fucked my girlfriend in your bathroom. It was nasty, and she thought it was love making.
love making by jeven March 27, 2008
When one takes a shit in the shower and mashes it down through the drain with thier foot.
Pooping in the shower is wrong, unless you are mashing it down the drain with your foot.
mashing by Quackalicious March 19, 2007