Mary Chipperfield

To masterbate, crack one off, perform fist rape, date the first mate, bash the bishop, yank the plank, shake hands with the unemployed, pull a pint on the love pump attend a menage a mois and, most pertinantly, to spank the monkey.

Mary Chipperfield owns a circus and got in trouble a few years back for physically reprimanding a primate in her care.

Hot damn boy! That be good monodextrous literature! I'm off for a quick Mary Chipperfield - wheres my jizz rag?

by TLO Smudge July 4, 2004

Mary Jane

Spider-Man's girlfriend.

Peter Parker opens the door and sees MJ.
Mary Jane: "Face it tiger, you just hit the jackpot."

by Crater0 May 25, 2010

soggy marie

when a grupe of men all stand in a circle masterbating onto a marie biscuits and the last person to ejaculate has to eat the "soggy marie"

"lets all go play soggy marie"

by Davie.dave November 11, 2006

mary's balls

during the act of being t-bagged, the person being t-bagged bites the scrotum off the t-bagger leaving a bloody mess.

Nunes pulled a mary's balls on taylor while he was getting t-bagged.

by Ev, Rr, Bo June 11, 2006

Bloody Mary

A vodka-based beverage invented by alcoholics to validate drinking in the morning.

Wow, dad got really drunk again last night. Good to see he's only having a few Bloody Marys this morning.

by frameofreference August 28, 2010

mary joanna

a slang term for marujuana.

other variations...
mary j
mary jane
mary jee
mary juana
mary jay

Im in need of some mary joanna

by petedude101 May 28, 2006

Hail Mary

An end-of-the-night maneuver in a last ditch effort to get laid; usually marked by desperation and a high percent likelihood of failure.

Bar close after a long night of flirting and heavy grinding...

Girl: "I'm headed home now."

Boy: "I can't help but think I should be going with you." Hail Mary

Girl: "I have a boyfriend."

-OR-

Brando really threw a hail mary the other night when he whipped out his penis at last call.

by Tallefield March 6, 2011