march 4

non-national stepsibling day

1. hey bro it’s march 4th
2. dammit i was gonna kill my step bro today
1. no dude; send him a nice paragraph
2. but-
1. it can wait until tmr
2. fine.

by yoxrs.trxly March 4, 2021

March 8

March 8th is the day to be yourself. Tell the people you care about that you love them, and hug them a little tighter this day. It is also Maliks Birthday, so if anyone who sees this would like to wish him a happy birthday, it would be greatly appreciated. In 2022 Malik would have been 19, i miss you buddy:)

Hey did you here that march 8th is love a homie day???

by apollo’s love March 6, 2022

17th march

A beautiful gorgeous girl was born in the word you should treat her like you would like to be treated

Omg did you here a girl was born on the 17th march, isn't it exiting?

by anonymous November 30, 2020

March 20

March 20 is the national anal day for couples

John is celebrating March 20 with Karen

by Haloooopphett March 19, 2021

March 19

March 19 is the day where your older siblings can't beat you in a fight.

Mark: hey wanna play rock paper scissors
Jackson: sure *wins*
Mark: you can't win it's March 19 today.

by Zodiac nice man March 19, 2021

march 15

Today is national confess feelings day go get them babe

hey i like u cutie ;) plus its march 15

by smexy lexi March 14, 2021

March 26th

International send nudes to or fuck your partner day!

Partner 1: Oh shit it’s March 26th!
Partner 2: So nudes or sex?
Partner 1: How about sex this year and next year we can send nudes?
Partner 2: Ok babes

*Proceeds to go to closest private spot*

by __HARAMBE March 25, 2022