March 15th

National fuck the hell out of your partners day

Hey sweetheart happy March 15th better be ready to celebrate later :)

by That Person123 March 15, 2021

March 20

the day when you have a sleepover with your best friend and make sure to watch movies whole night without sleeping

1 best friend: let’s have a sleepover on March 20
2 best friend: alright let’s watch movies whole night and don’t sleep
1 best friend: WOAH GREAT IDEA

by Dorito bitchy girl March 19, 2021

March 20

National get a soapy booby pic. Mainly from your girlfriend.

BF: Hey can I get a soapy booby pic it’s March 20th
GF: guess I have too.

by MacktheG March 19, 2021

March 31

The day mario gets wiped from existance.

Look at the day Sam.

oh.

March 31, the day mario was wiped from existance

Who's mario?

by That one dude you bullied March 31, 2021

March 31

The day that SM3DAS got delisted.

Mario dies on March 31st.

by BullyEvolution666 September 12, 2021

March 22

March 22nd, kick your tallest guy friend in the balls, with permission.

Girl: Yo, it’s March 22nd can I kick your balls?
Boy: ayo, why not

by isimpforkimseungmin October 15, 2021

March 31

The famous singer Selena died
It is the day before the next month (April) not many people at born on this day. So if you are um congrats.

“Hey! Today’s March 31”
“Oh hey cool! Tomorrow a new month!”

by Bobthemasterofwords October 27, 2021