Moving Wood

1)Masturbating while unemployed.

2)Actually moving pieces of wood around one's property.

Crap sorry bro this weekend was crazy and today Ive been outside working, a couple buddies came over and we were Moving Wood for hours.

by The Incredible Sulk April 13, 2009

max move

When you shove your hand up someone's ass or fondle their balls without their permission.

Jason walks up behind Bill and Max moves him. Bill doesn't know if he likes it or not and ends up getting married to Jason.

by terreratman April 28, 2014

Reed move

When a known douchebag decides to do a nice thing for a change.

Can you believe that he actually gave him some money? What a Reed move.

by ninjaman920 August 29, 2013

moving furniture

A highly developed metaphor used to describe the act of consuming alcohol. Used as code during school hours when one wants to be secretive about performing this act. Sometimes includes the use of the dolly, or beer bong, a device designed for the faster movement of furniture. One can either move chairs, couches, or king sized beds when referring to the amount of furniture moved.

Tom was moving furniture last night, which resulted in his sore back this morning.

Bmac tried to move a king sized bed and got completely shiavoed.

by NA123 July 20, 2008

pro gamer move

An unexpected action that you would never expect that yields an above average positive result. the term originates from glitches video game speed runners who use glitches to outmaneuver obstacles where as people find "real life glitches" to outmaneuver real life problems.

Dude 1:"Did you hear about the judge that got 30 years when the defendant said: No u"

Dude 2:"What a pro gamer move"

by thelegend127 July 24, 2019

Move I'm Gay

A term used by a homosexual when they are urgently trying to get to a location in the fastest time possible.

Steve needed to get through the crowd, so he yelled "Move I'm Gay", which opened up the crowd as if they were the red sea.

by peanutbuttershake May 3, 2018

moving bush

A bush that appears to be moving... Could be a ninja!

Person 1: Oh look a moving bush.

Peson 2: Nah its probably just a ninja.

by mudkipzz March 22, 2009