Super Bowl Monday

1. The celebration day of the Super Bowl for all Americans and football fans in Asia. The time in which the Super Bowl airs in America is equivalent to the time people in Asia are watching it except the time zones are different by 12 hours, so while the US watches it on Sunday, it is Monday morning in Asia and people there still watch it. Work schedules, though lenient on these days, are still in motion.

2. Basically a Super Bowl hangover when you wake up wondering what happened, who won, and how much you drank. Basically a hangover plus all the Super Bowl stuff.

1. John: "Have a nice Super Bowl Sunday!"
Steve: "You forget that I live in China. We don't have Super Bowl Sunday. We have Super Bowl Monday."
John: "Oh cool! So, you don't have work do you?"
Steve: "Unfortunately, I do. Thanks for reminding me."

2. Brenda: "Want something to drink?"
Tony: "No thanks, I don't want a Super Bowl Monday tomorrow. Too much work."
Brenda: "Yeah. Ain't nobody got time for that!"

by Aintnobodygottimeforthat February 5, 2013

Mondo - Bitch

Frank Pendl, Rocky Point.

by Anonymous March 1, 2003

mondo

Crap make of football, usually a penny floater, not disimilar from a tango adidas ball

dude i aint playin with that 'kin mondo crap, its not even round bro

by G-Pac July 1, 2005

monday love

When you just can't wait for Monday to come, usually because you'll be back at school (or work), and you make a huge deal about how excited you are.

A: Oohhh.... I can't wait for Monday! I'm so excited!!!
B: You idiot! Why would you WANT to go to school???
A: Because then I can go to all my exciting classes!
*B leaves, realizing that A has "monday love"*

by Inspiratron February 11, 2008

Mondo Duke

Does it need a definition

Oh man I had a huge Mondo Duke last night!

by Fucker in the pussy234 April 19, 2017

Why is mondo gay

Mondo is not gay, in fact Mondo fucks bitches and if ever asked if he prefers ass or tits he will strongly answer, "I like pussy".

Why is mondo gay? Actually he's not so go sit on a pencil dick.

by Mondolicouse February 12, 2018

Raul Mondesi

Andruw Jones Lite. Good for 25-30 home runs per year and 20+ stolen bases. Also 'good' for a .250 batting average, 100+ strikeouts, and a spot in the league's top five malcontents.

Raul Mondesi, like Reggie Sanders, plays with a team for a year, hits his 27 homers, and then moves on.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005